Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches: The Real Guide to Pregnancy, Birth and BeyondThe real guide to pregnancy, birth and beyond. Im assuming youve picked up this book because youre either curious about having kids, youre currently up the duff, or youre stumbling through the early days of parenthood with a mattress sized sanitary towel between your legs wondering what the hell has just happened. That, or youre killing time in WHSmith, waiting for your flight to Ibiza. You lucky bastard. Either way, this book is your pregnancy, birth